Cryptic Hitchhiker's Guide wisdom on this minimalist t-shirt. "Maybe the dolphins are right" nods to existential absurdity with quiet humor. Lightweight, eco-friendly fabric—perfect sci-fi shirt for bookworms and philosophers. Funny geek gift that sparks deep conversations. Make strangers smile and nod. Product features - Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage - Color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood for comfort and durability - No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - DTG/DTF-printable and optional embroidery placements (chest, sleeves, wrists) Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed