Sarcastic Star Wars escape fantasy on this relaxed-fit t-shirt. "Retiring to a moisture farm sounds nice…" pokes fun at Tatooine dreams amid real-life chaos. Breathable cotton for everyday geek style, great for movie marathons or casual Fridays. Funny sci-fi gift for overworked Jedi wannabes. Funny geek gift that sparks deep conversations and make strangers smile and nod. Product features - Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage - Color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood for comfort and durability - No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - DTG/DTF-printable and optional embroidery placements (chest, sleeves, wrists) Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed