For anyone who checked the news this morning and quietly wished for a reset button. Three words, maximum snark, no explanation required.

Details

• Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8 oz/yd²

• Kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Tubular knit with no side seams

Care

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium

• Iron on low; no bleach, no dry cleaning

Made to order just for you, so it ships a little slower than warehouse stock. Printing on demand means no overproduction.